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EDDIE T!'s InsaneJournal:
| Friday, September 5th, 2008 | |
| 11:50 am | omfg i need a halloween costume!!! i know it's not until like next month but we gotta do something EPIC this year. if anyone has any ideas for a group of EIGHT, please let me know! i guess we could all be condiments or food or something. man i'm hungry. or like lol we could be the fellowship of the ring! except that's nine and there are no girls in it. or we could be group tetris! hahaha so okay i have another joke so there's this really curious 11 year old and one day he asks his mom, "is god male or female?" his mom hesitates for a second and then replies, "god is both male and female." so then he asks, "is god black or white?" and she says, "god is both black and white." then the boy (who is really confused by this point) asks, "mom, are god and michael jackson the same person?" lol |
| Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 | |
| 2:00 pm | no one pay any mind to oscar! eight is JUST ENOUGH people for this house! it's a party house! the more the merrier! he just doesn't know that yet. i think it's fun! it's not a small house anyway. it has a big living room and a big i'm getting really excited about the first game coming up. who's going? everyone? i'll be there with the beta boys if i can't convince my roomies to come too. ok i have another joke! so a neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. the bartender replies, "for you? no charge." lol get it? no charge! |
| Monday, July 21st, 2008 | |
| 2:45 pm | HEY KU!!! oh man this is totally awesome!! this is gonna the best year EVER, and then next year is gonna be even BETTER! see we have this totally rockin' house in boardwalk villa and it's gonna be party 24/7!!! hahaha not really actually because we have to study and that wouldn't set a good example for ALL THE FRESHMEN, hey kids don't drink until you're 21, listen to ed here. so i'm really really really excited about the upcoming school year. but lol could it be any hotter here? okay i heard this joke the other day. so there's this married couple and they're arguing one morning about who should brew the coffee. she says that he should do it because he gets up first and then they won't have to wait as long. he says that she's in charge of cooking and stuff so she should do it because that's her job and he can wait for coffee. so then she says, "no, you should do it because the bible says that men should make the coffee." so then he's like "yeah right, show me" and she gets a bible and opens it up and shows him at the top of some pages that it says HEBREWS get it? hahaha |
| Sunday, July 13th, 2008 | |
| 5:58 pm | |